Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe. - Albert Einstein

Sunday, June 19, 2011

Cloudy with a chance of stupid.

It's bad enough that when it comes to forecasting, the weather people usually can't find their asses with both hands and a bloodhound.  There is that unpredictability factor, though, that will never be completely conquered so some screw-ups can be forgiven.  No, what I'm talking about is inexcusable and light years beyond stupid. 

So I wake up, turn on the TV, and take a quick look at the Weather Channel (honestly, I don't know why I torture myself).  They do a thing called Local on the 8's.  A guy's voice says, "Currently in your area..." and then gives the temperature and sky condition.  This time, he says, "Sunny and 67."  I look out the window.  I look out all the windows.  What do you suppose I see?  I see not one sliver of blue sky.  Anywhere.  I see nothing but a sky filled horizon to horizon with gray clouds.  Maybe this information was broadcast specifically for those in airplanes, you know, for folks who happen to be above the clouds.  I waited eight minutes until the next update just to make sure I wasn't missing something.  I wasn't.  Well, they were half right, I guess.  It was 67 degrees.

I used to say that you should never trust a meteorologist's forecast that goes further than tomorrow.  Now, I can safely say you should never trust a meteorologist, period.  Want to know what the weather is?  Step outside.  Too bad the over-paid professionals at the National Weather Service and your local news station never think of doing that.

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