Real quick...

Had a thought in the car today while cursing the morons who text and drive.  (You know what's fun?  Pull up along side of them and then blare your horn.)  So here's the thing...people use LOL when texting.  I don't.  Ever.  But some do.  It means Laugh or Laughing Out Loud.  Nobody is actually laughing when they use this.  Lying bastards.  LOL is a cute little acronym but utterly stupid.  If you find a text humorous, why wouldn't you simply reply with "HA"?  An existing, shorter word that has a glimmer of intelligence behind it?  The same rings true with OMG (Oh My God).  Why not just use "AH"?  And for WTF (you know what it means), use "HUH?".  I'm a huge fan of keeping things simple.  And seriously, have you ever laughed your ass off (LMAO) or found yourself rolling on the floor laughing (ROFL)?  You have not, so stop using these idiotic expressions.  Thank you, and good night.